Too Many Corners

So basically, JAMES HAS GONE TO UNI!!

Finally.

Seriously, he has been hanging around doing absolutely NOTHING and eating up all our food, and all our money. He didn't even have a job.

BUT NOW HE HAS GONE!

I do realise that I haven't blogged in a while...and the thing that triggered me to blog again was Will telling me that he liked being tagged in my facebook notes (this is from a whole story where Sarah told me that he was freaked out by it, but then I told her that he had asked to be tagged, and now everything is cleared up)

So, he's told me I should get my own blog...well this is kind of it...

But THEN he said I could have a blog page on the website for his podcast thing - The Teenager's guide to the Universe ...check it out, it might have me on it...and if it doesn't then just don't listen to it

I joke, I joke. It is pretty funny and random.

I am all excited now, because a couple of people like my notes and blogging style and so maybe I could...do it more often!

Heaven knows I'm better at it than talking...

And that sentence didn't even make sense...maybe if I put an 'even' in there...

Even heaven knows I'm better at it than talking...

There we go.

Well I better be off, coz I have googly eyes now, and they wobble around in my head if I'm on my tiny little laptop for too long.

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(that was a joke...)

xD xD xD

Ok, so I'm with Millie right now, and it's that time of night where EVERYTHING is funny...so if you don't find this funny...then whatever.

My brother is making us stay up an extra hour to let him in, so of course that makes us want to go to sleep...

Soooo, we were listening to some Cash Cash, which I very much like now that Millie has shown me in it. So, we were watching the Party in Your Bedroom -

"PARTY AT RICHIES HOUSE!!!" *chucks flyers into face*

- and then Millie says about how they were on tour with Metro Station - "hi, im masonmussofrommetrostation!!!" - and so we look at a video of them and Cash Cash playing together....

AND THATS WHEN I SEE TRACE CYRUS

zomg, he is so creepy, he's so LONG AND THIN...and like bent over and creepy like a child catcher....OR A STICK INSECT UNDERTAKER!!! His hair is like all LONG AND THIN...and his nose is all...LONG AND THIN...and he has tattoos up to his neck...which are LONG AND THIN! And he's just so LONG AND THIN!!!!

And then we realised that Trace Cyrus is actually a FLY ON THE WALL!!

MILEY WROTE THAT SONG ABOUT HIM!!!!

And then Millie tells me about the Miley Cyrus feat. Trace Cyrus song - Someday. And that song is HILARIOUS....its just Trace going SOMEDAY OH SOMEDAY OH for about a minute...it seems like thats the WHOLE song

AND NOW WE'RE LISTENING TO HOVERING!!!

I'm having a fit here. xD

Miley: "Hoveringg. Hoveringg. Hoveringg."
Trace: (like crazy screamo music) "YOU ALWAYS SAID THAT WE'D MAKE IT THROUGH!"

O M G

p.s. millie has a snake...his name is Percy

I made meself some microwave noodles while I was waiting for House to load (more on that later)....I overcooked them. They're all mushy and break really easily blegh!

I was making them in the microwave, of course, and James came in all like "YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU IDIOT!" and then he proceeded to show me the pan for boiling them over the hob, I laughed at him and carried on with my superior modernised way of cooking them, telling him that I had "done it before"

He went mad.

So basically...I've wanted to watch House for EVER...but in order. James has it from like season 3 on DVD ¬_¬ That is NOT helpful. But now Emily's given me the link to watch it online

So atm I'm half way through the pilot episode...waiting for the rest of it to load because it takes FOREVER.

Hugh Laurie has this sexyness about him as House....darn him.

I think the fact that I've always found older actors attractive...("Why does love always feel like a BATTLEFIELD????") *cough* Yeah, I know Mr.Sub, I often break out into the song I'm listening to....

So because of above, and some of my friends are all like what? Him? You weirdo. Only some of course...others are brilliant and have great taste too So, because of that, the new obsession of mine is younger...and its like THE drug to stopping my older obsessions (it hasnt but, its like the proper one) Yes...my recent obsession is the Jonas Brothers. *hides behind bullet proof screen* Me too, Mr. Sub, me too.

I know, they're cheesy, Disney, young crazy teenager, saddo stuff...but I've found I like them. I think it was the Joe Jonas dancing in a leotard to Single Ladies...it brainwashed me. I thought I was sick or swiners for a while...dillusional! But I have accepted it now...because I have to...because I bought concert tickets for November.

And yes....I AM EXCITED. So just get over it yeah?

So, I baked ONE SINGLE cookie today.

It used 10g sugar, 10g butter, 2 teaspoons milk, 20g flour etc. etc.

It was hell to mix but it was yummy

Ok, just had like a 5 1/2 hour break between "2 teaspoons milk" and "20g flour" because Amy came over. We made more cookies....with chocolate chunks (not an AMAZING idea...but still)

How to make chocolate chunks
Smash chocolate bar with a rolling pin several times.

I've just realised that cooking chocolate was probably not the best option for chunks in a cookie...as it is meant to melt....

They still tasted relatively nice.

Now I'm sitting on the floor in the TV room, as opposed to sitting on my sofa in the living room like I was earlier in the note. It is also dark now.

Woah....I just noticed that the word "words" is in German....wth!? It says 830 Zeichen....whatever.

Just saw Bruno:snipped. The cinema was packed out of course...with like 10 other people. When we went in Amy like shouted out, "Oh there's no one here!"

"No one" stared at us and we hushed Amy and got to our seats.

Hilarious movie yeah...but the whole "snipped" thing is really annoying. I felt so embarrassed asking for the tickets at the desk - "3 for Bruno: Snipped please" It was like shouting out "WE ARE LAME-O TEENAGERS WHO ARE TOO SCARED TO TRY AND GET INTO THE 18!"

So...yeah.

So, this is my first blog.

I was trying to make a more inspirational title...but it didn't really work out for me. At least Mr. Sub joined in on the title.

Hmmm...maybe I should introduce Mr.Sub....I've never really introduced him to myself.

Mr.Sub - A profile
Mr. Sub is Emily's subconscious, since I had my ipod to talk to, she created him. I share him. He speaks in astericks *like this* thank you Mr. Sub.

Which ends up with everyone who uses astericks having a Mr. Sub...he likes sneaking off to other people. *EXCUSE ME MA'AM!? ARTICHOKE!!*

At the moment he is a little wild. He thinks he needs a party because he recently came back into mine and Emily's lives. He does NOT need a party.

So...here are the facts

Name: Mr. Sub (short for subconscious)
Born: Sometime early 2009
Favourite Colour: Is impartial, chooses according to "host" So at the moment it would be green.
Favourite Food: Dust.
Interests: Turning up in people's blogs and written conversations, being sarcastic or dry, apparently helping people make decisions in life.
Most likely to be heard saying: *gasp* *cough*

There isn't much to factfile about.

Yawn.

I'm for bed. Well I wish I was...I'll end up staying up really late.

Peace Out Suckers!!

p.s. I found myself questioning to grammatical correctness of "mine and Emily's lives" I changed it SO many times. Geek alert! HA, I love emoticons.